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Anna Onion
01:12
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Anna Onion where are you?
I've been waiting here for you
Anna Onion where are you?
We can go watch Goosebumps 2
I searched low and I search high
The stars in the sky are like the twinkle your eye
Anna Onion where are you?
It's no fun here without you
Anna Onion where are you?
Please come back cause I miss you
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D20
02:42
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DnD, last Tuesday
You were a Halfling Necro
Level 1, what could you even do?
Encountered a Cockatrice
You rolled a 20 and turned it's heart into sand
There's only one thing I can do
Roll just roll
I'm rolling for initiative so
Roll just roll
I'll roll my way into your heart
So daring, and spunky
So nerdy, a bit punky
I've never met a girl like you
Your black dress, your long hair
Your pretty smile it drives me wild
There's only one thing I can do
Roll just roll
I'm rolling for initiative
Roll just roll
I'll roll my way into your heart
You're so cool, can't even, how do you do the things you do
I'll be your knight in armor and I'll tank anything for you
But you know chain lightning you're so OP
Your Armor Class is 80
Guess there's only one thing I can do
Roll just roll
I'm rolling for initiative so
Roll just roll
I'll roll my way into your heart
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I Don't Care
02:52
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We were getting wasted until 7 in the morn
Talking about your problems
But your problems aren't mine
I don't care, no I don't care
I don't give a damn if she doesn't talk to you
I don't really care if she found someone new
I don't care, no I don't care
11PM I got nowhere to be
I'll call my pals over have a big party
I don't care, no I don't care
I don't give a damn if your wasting your life
I don't really care that we've been drinking all night
I don't care, no I don't care
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No Other Place For Me
03:14
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I don't know
I don't know what the hell I'm doing
I'm sitting here
I'm sitting here with no where else to go
Nowhere to go no one to see
Nobody wants to talk to me
But it's okay won't waste my time
Just need to occupy my mind
Another sale another dime
I wanna go down to a mine
I'll go online, yeah go online
I'll play with T-Dog and with Lime!
I be chillin' in my room all night
Got nowhere else to be, there is no other place for me
I be chillin' in my room all night
The only friends I need are in this 22inch screen
I'm going out
I'm going out to try and socialize
I'm sitting here
I'm sitting here in my lonely corner
I see you and you see me
But you don't wanna talk to me
But it's okay won't waste my time
Just need to occupy my mind
Another sale another dime
I wanna go down to a mine
I'll go online, yeah go online
I'll play with T-Dog and with Lime!
I be chillin' in my room all night
Got nowhere else to be, there is no other place for me
I be chillin' in my room all night
The only friends I need are in this 22inch screen
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You always hang around, obsessive guy in town
Gotta impress her make her think you're an oil prince
She's got you by the balls, you're at her beck and call
A total simp and there is nothing cool about you
It's true, it's true and everybody knows it true
But you, but you, don't ever want to face the truth
It's true, it's true and everybody knows it true
Just open your eyes and realize that
You're never tappin' that!
You're never tappin' that!
So spank that monkey
Cause you're never tappin' that!
You think she talks to you, she talks to everyone
She doesn't care for you but you think the world of her
Max donos all around, you think she'll come around
Cause it worked for Najn doesn't mean it'll work you
It's true, it's true and everybody knows it true
But you, but you, you're too blind to see the truth
It's true, it's true and everybody knows it true
Just open your eyes and realize that
You're never tappin' that!
You're never tappin' that!
So spank that monkey
Cause you're never tappin' that!
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Staplegun Murrieta, California
A solo project from Murrieta, CA, Staplegun is highly influenced by The Misfits, My Chemical Romance and Weezer. Staplegun
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